reasons to cast a ballot before election day. >> vice president biden, take it away. number ten. >> i'm not saying each early voter gets a free cheeseburger, but i'm not saying they don't either. >> yeah, see. not saying they do. not saying they don't. number six. >> if you vote early, you don't have to pay taxes. i'm sorry. i'm being told that's not accurate. >> that's not accurate. number five. >> single and looking to mingle? find that special someone on early voting line. >> yeah, that's right. number four. >> of course, there's the open bar. >> that's right. the open bar. number three. >> not exercising your right to vote is malarky. it's literally malarky. >> okay. whatever you say. number two. >> early voters will receive a $5 million donation from donald trump. >> wow. wow. now we're talking. and the number one good thing about voting early, ladies and gentlemen. >> honestly, don't you want this election over with already? >> yes, we do. >> four more days. >>> still ahead on "way too early," why are you awake? your tweets, texts, and e-mails. "morning joe" jus